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She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.

I loved cutting together simple commercials about margarine or soft drinks - all kinds of silly products - but I tried to make the commercials different.

The Chip also reduces the damage done by bandits. They still steal drinks and cheers along the course, but no longer scramble the paying runners' results. No entry fee, no Chip, no time or place.

In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners.

It's a fairly recent thing but I've become very fond of making drinks myself.

My mother's father drank and her mother was an unhappy, neurotic woman, and I think she has lived all her life afraid of anyone who drinks for fear something like that might happen to her.

I'd rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk. So many people drink Coca-Cola and all these soft drinks with sugar. Some of these drinks have 8 or 9 teaspoons of sugar in them What's the good of living if you can't have the things that give a little enjoyment?

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

Hardly anyone has noticed that in the Northern Hemisphere people stir their drinks counterclockwise, whereas the same people stir their drinks clockwise when visiting the Southern Hemisphere.

I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.

We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter and having that cross to bear. I'd go out and have a couple of drinks too.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.