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I'm so close to Heaven, this Hell cannot be mine.

I wish I could sing. I love singers, but I am way too shy. Scares the hell out of me.

I think hell's a real place where real people spend a real eternity.

Everything has changed. When I was at school and was told I had better learn English, I said: What for? The English are a hell of a long way away!

I'm bad and I'm going to hell, and I don't care. I'd rather be in hell than anywhere where you are.

Am I Latin? Am I American? What the hell am I? I love my culture and I'm very proud of my culture.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Certainly Dracula did bring a hell of a lot of joy to a hell of a lot of women. And if this erotic quality hadn't come out we'd have been very disappointed.

England is the paradise of women, the purgatory of men, and the hell of horses.

Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole bunch of other people want it too.

Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.

The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.

I don't think that fundamentalism has anything to do with Jesus Christ. They call themselves Christians, but if that's Christian, count me out. Fundamentalism is built on fear and greed. They're telling you to give them your money otherwise you're going to hell.

If I were overweight because I ate too much, I would have far more of a complex. I would know if I just stopped eating and showed a little discipline I would be thin. But there's not a hell of a lot I can do about being short. You just gotta run with it.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.