Pastoral Resources

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.

The dove act? I'm still working on it. I don't think it's perfect yet. I got my first pair of doves when I was 14 years old. That was the beginning of the formation of that act. So it's been 24 years now that I've been working on it.

Harry Collins was the first magician I ever saw back in 1965 when I was five years old. He was doing a magic show and I was the volunteer from the audience.

Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.

I like the fact that New York looks a bit backwards, toward the Old World, rather than resolutely forwards.

Jenna's traveled with me; they've both traveled with their dad. This is the only time they've been old enough in all of their dad's campaigns to really be involved in.

I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man on the planet!

If we're not on them, they go back to their old ways.

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me.

I love soccer. That's all I ever watch. I'll watch it all day if I can. But I'm too bloody old to play now.

I like to deal in the reality of life. I'm too old to sing about women and things like that.

I love old movies. The '40s theatre pace is fantastic.

In old times people used to try and square the circle; now they try and devise schemes for satisfying the Irish nation.

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.

The nation's obligation to her defenders is as old as that defense itself.

Around 7 years old, we girls took dancing lessons, joined the Brownies, the Girl Scouts, the 4H Club.

The 'good old times' - all times when old are good.

Life is full and overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for the new to enter.

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

Obsession is a young man's game, and my only excuse is that I never grew old.