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I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.

But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.

What I can't quite see at this stage is that the evidence, even to the president, seems to be that clear. And if it is that clear, I can't understand why we are not capable of convincing our closest allies that given that evidence, they ought to join us in this effort.

I didn't view myself as attacking the boss. I viewed my boss at ESPN as the publisher and president of ESPN.

I don't think Bush was legitimately elected President.

They say President Wilson has blundered. Perhaps he has, but I notice he usually blunders forward.

The president said that he would unite this country, that he was a uniter, not a divider. Have you ever seen America more divided? Have you ever seen Washington more divided?

If we do the work that we can do in this country, the work that we will do when John Kerry is President, people like Christopher Reeve will get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.

The facts are the vice president's company that he was CEO of, that did business with sworn enemies of the United States, paid millions of dollars in fines for providing false financial information, it's under investigation for bribing foreign officials.

The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.

Well, when you come down to it, I don't see that a reporter could do much to a president, do you?

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy.

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.

When I was a kid, Eisenhower had been President forever, and all of a sudden, everything in the world was all about Jack Kennedy. I was 12, interested in politics; my father was from Massachusetts, had an accent like Kennedy.

President Johnson put destroyers in harm's way in the Tonkin Gulf not only once, but several times, with the, with a lot of his people hoping that it would lead to a confrontation and claiming that it had. And could have resulted in the lost of many lives in the course of it.

I believe the record I was allowed to help establish by the side of the president was important.

The president said that this is not removing a mole. You know, removing a mole, that's an outpatient sort of an operation. This was removing a cancer, removing a cancer takes more time.

I'm very pleased with the job President Bush is doing and he's off to a terrific start.