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Saturday, June 29th, 2024
the Week of Proper 7 / Ordinary 12

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Pastoral Resources

Sermon Quotations Archive

Quotations regarding 'Turkeys'

4 entries

Turkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to the habitations of men, as I have constantly observed in all my travels.

William Bartram, American Environmentalist (1739-1823)

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Johnny Carson, American Comedian (1925-2005)

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent, American Musician (1948- )

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.

Rita Rudner, American Comedian (1955- )

4 entries