Pastoral Resources

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

You know, the fashion business is this legendary repository of young girls on their way to getting husbands. I really wanted to work.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.

An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.

I have a lifetime appointment and I intend to serve it. I expect to die at 110, shot by a jealous husband.

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.

First and foremost, I would like to start off by saying that just because my husband is an entertainer, that does not mean that our personal business is for everyone's entertainment purposes.

My husband came up to Hot Rocks to check up on me, why is still unknown to me because if I was to cheat on him it wouldn't be in a neighborhood bar where he knows I am.

I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do.

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

I think that my interpretation of Italian was a lot more southern than what my husband cooks. You know, I grew up in Queens and in Brooklyn, and we - really, it's more southern. It's Naples and Sicily. It's heavier. It's over-spiced. And like most Americans, I thought spaghetti and meatballs was genius.

As a matter of fact, I've been to Italy many times before I met my husband, which he can't even imagine that I could possibly know anything about Italian food. But, you know, Italian food's really basic, and there's so many different variations on it that what my husband did is he broke it down for me.

Sometimes when things get kind of frantic, it helps to call my husband Steve, because I think he's got a real good sense of where everything's gonna be in a few years.

If anything happened, I think my husband would have to deal with that as the time came.

I've done enough for a while and people get fed up of seeing you, but apart from that, although I'm young, I need a bit of rest. You could say I have become a house husband. It's not a new man thing, it's just largely a boring man who doesn't mind staying in the house thing.

With two leftover husbands to account for, my wicked soul has just about shriveled and died.

My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.